[continued from previous message]   
      
   for its intended purpose, mind you, and not used   
   in any disreputable fashions, but you'd be   
   amazed what it can do- lubricate hinges, doorknobs,   
   protect leather from mildew, rust-proof firearms,   
   use it for hair cream, a substitute for shaving cream.   
   Why, blind Braille readers even use it to keep their   
   fingertips supple.   
      
   Bet you kids never heard that, did ya?  Bet you   
   all want me to shut up by now, don't ya?   
   Well, I'm too old to care.  So there.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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