bd5dbff6   
   XPost: alt.agnosticism, alt.athiesm, alt.flame.jesus.christ   
   XPost: alt.talk.creationism   
   From: webmaster@jackanapes.ws   
      
   In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...   
      
   >    
   > On Apr 15, 1:03 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend   
   >  wrote:   
   > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Reverend Dave vomited out...   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >   
   > > > The Heinous Atheist Friend  wrote in   
   > > >news:MPG.244c5217bacb09999896cb@news.alt.net:   
   > >   
   > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Reverend Dave vomited out...   
   > >   
   > > > >> "[M]adman"  wrote in news:7AFCl.25407$i9.10082   
   > > > >> @bignews7.bellsouth.net:   
   > >   
   > > > >> > TimK wrote:   
   > > > >> >> "old man joe"  wrote in message   
   > > > >> >>news:o9nkt4l2h6ee8u7nqgsrk3asmlp0pic17h@4ax.com...   
   > >   
   > > > >> >> Hey Joe - what would Jesus post?   
   > >   
   > > > >> > He posted it 2000 years ago.   
   > >   
   > > > >> What did he do? Write his name in the sand?   
   > >   
   > > > > With piss.   
   > >   
   > > > Well of course with piss. Is there any other way to write your name in   
   > > > either sand or snow?   
   > >   
   > > > > I never tried writing my name in sand while pissing, but I   
   > > > > used to amaze the girls at parties by pissing my entire name in the   
   > > > > snow - and my name is very long.   
   > >   
   > > > That's pretty amazing. I once pissed on the wall of an underpass and a   
   > > > few days later there were dozens of people crowded around it with   
   > > > candles, and bibles and rosaries claiming it was an image of Jesus that   
   > > > had mysteriously appeared.   
   > >   
   > > That's nothing. The same thing happened to me but after I'd taken a   
   > > runny drunken crap on someone's doorstep.   
   >    
   > Is it possible to have my cat's litter pan declared   
   > a sacred shrine for similar reasons?   
      
   Sure! Just give ol' Pope Benny a call and he'll rush right over in the    
   Popemobile with his team of experts. Hmmm... You may want to invite some    
   friends over when he comes by - for safety's sake. I've heard that he    
   dines on Jews for brunch.   
      
   --    
   St. Jackanapes   
    - http://www.voy.com/20630/   
   ---------------------------------------   
   Doc Chung's Cat Suey Café...   
    - http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html   
   ---------------------------------------   
   - "I form the light, and create darkness.    
     - I make peace, and create EVIL.    
      - I the LORD do all these things." ? Isaiah 45.7.    
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)