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   From: beavischrist@budweiser.com   
      
   Syd wrote:   
      
   > On Jun 18, 7:56 pm, Beavis Christ  wrote:   
   > > Syd wrote:   
   > > > On Jun 18, 9:57 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ¢¾   
   > > >  wrote:   
   > > > > On Jun 17, 9:27 pm, Beavis Christ  wrote:   
   > >   
   > > > > > Syd wrote:   
   > > > > > > Kali wrote:   
   > > > > > > > In article ,   
   > > > > > > > SergeantY...@comcast.net says...   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > >    
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > Scott Salberg    
   > > > > > > > >    
   > > > > > > > > <05b81f2a6df1f46defb3cb9583470...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>   
   > > > > > > > > :   
   > > > > > > > > :   
   > > > > > > > > : I have these warts all over my crotch and anus again. The   
   > > > > > > > > : doctor told me I could never get rid of them but it's   
   > > > > > > > > : getting harder to take a dump. All I can eat is liquid   
   > > > > > > > > : nutrients. Does anyone know what I can do about this?   
   > > > > > > > > :   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > There is a cure! (Scott),   
   > > > > > > > > "First?!?!?!,...., you get a straight edge razor (teh same   
   > > > > > > > > kind that Barbers use), and shave them off (teh 'Genital   
   Warts'),   
   > > > > > > > > all teh way down to teh skin!!!,...., and finally?!?!?!,....,   
   > > > > > > > > get a Rambo knife and heat teh blade over a fire until teh   
   blade   
   > > > > > > > > is visibly red-hot, then deeply cauterize teh shaven area using   
   > > > > > > > > teh red-hot Rambo knife!!!,...., and 'BoOM,' no more   
   warts!!!...."   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > P.S. Scott. Try not to scream when cauterizing, nothing worse   
   > > > > > > > > than slipping on that Rambo knife.   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > *been there, seen it, its not pretty*   
   > > > > > > > > (that poOr BITCH)   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > Remember?,   
   > > > > > > > > "You got yourself into that situation!!!,...., now lets see   
   you,   
   > > > > > > > > get out of it!!! (no pain, no gain (consequences (deal with   
   it)))...."   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > *Pro Bono Netservices? can be a real FUCKING-BIATCH! sometimes*   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > ?,.,?   
   > > > > > > > > :And then some...   
   > > > > > > > > `^'^?   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > >    
   > >   
   > > > > > > > > Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > OUCH!   
   > >   
   > > > > > > > I thought warts had to be frozen off.   
   > >   
   > > > > > > They can be chewed off like you chew you're nails.   
   > > > > > > Get you're boyfriend or a trusted realetive to bite the   
   > > > > > > tops off and poar hot sauce on them.   
   > >   
   > > > > > OMFG you are *disgusting*, Syd!!!!!!!!!!   
   > >   
   > > > Forging me now, BoobandCoward?   
   > > > Man, your life must be boring.   
   > >   
   > > Not like the life of a "matinence" worker, eh Syd?   
   > >   
   >   
   > I have no complaints, jerk.   
   > It leaves me free to pursue my artistic activities.   
   >   
      
   "Artistic activities"? You mean like posting a website listing your   
   "occupent" as "matinence"? Or are you referring rather to those idiotic   
   hand gestures you photographed yourself doing?   
      
   Tell me something, Syd. Are all "artists" as butt ignorant as you are?   
      
      
   --   
      
   Beavis Christ, rightful recipient and current possessor of May 2009 AUK   
   Kook of the Month Award.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)