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   Lamey The Cable Guy to persent@gmail.com   
   Re: Drinking and driving?   
   21 Dec 14 20:05:32   
   
   From: invalid@invalid.invalid   
      
   On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 20:07:01 -0700, "%"  wrote:   
      
   >Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:   
   >> On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 19:29:53 -0700, "%"  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:   
   >>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 18:36:39 -0700, "%"  wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:   
   >>>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 17:50:39 -0700, "%"  wrote:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:   
   >>>>>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 16:59:32 -0700, "%"    
   >>>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 21:38:02 -0000, "Natty Takeup"   
   >>>>>>>>>>  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>> "Lamey The Cable Guy"  wrote in message   
   >>>>>>>>>>> news:va6b9ad7s9cnsbioud3fd8h840823kms52@4ax.com...   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> Sure enough, there was a police road block on the highway   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> safely without incident. This was a both a great relief and   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> even know where I got it from and, now that it is in my   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> garage, I don't know what to do with it. Anyone want to buy   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> a used taxi????   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>> You may have trouble in selling the cab if rigor mortis has   
   >>>>>>>>>>> set in and the driver is still holding the wheel.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> If you aren't supposed to drink and drive, how come you have   
   >>>>>>>>>> to have a drivers license to buy alcohol?   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> why do the have drive through liquor stors   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> i dunno, brats and beans   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> why are the buttons at the drive through bank in braile   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> why do they call them "apart"ments when they are all stuck   
   >>>>>> together   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> do fish get thirsty   
   >>>>   
   >>>> If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?   
   >>>   
   >>> if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day , 365 days a year ,   
   >>> why are there locks on the doors   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> In a police locker room, you wonder why they lock their lockers.   
   >   
   >if I save time , when do I get it back   
      
   Im going to bed.   
      
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