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   Re: =?iso-8859-15?Q?Re:_Jalape=F1os?= (1   
   16 Oct 16 08:52:59   
   
   From: FNVWe@altusenet.kooksxxx   
      
   Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.    
      
   Paul G. Derbyshire the dress-wearing goat-raper, socked up as Nadegda, in   
   > did thusly jump head   
   first into the wood chipper again:   
      
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   Looks like the Paul Derbyshire the goat raper of Pembroke, ON has decided to   
   start fucking bees instead of half-buried ass-up goats!   
      
      
      
   Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.   
   Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.   
   LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and   
   k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.   
   LOL!   
      
   Message-ID:    
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   From: Nadegda    
   Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks   
   Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at   
   this Usenet thing?   
   Message-ID:    
   Injection-Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC)   
   Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org;   
   posting-host="67.70.58.178"; logging-data="29843";   
   Summary: Murphy is a kook with hundreds, if not thousands, of sock   
   puppets   
   Keywords: Murphy   
   X-Mailer: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118   
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   Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.   
   Go on, Derbyshire, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at   
   will.   
      
   Make it exactly this:   
   Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org; posting-host="1.1.1.1";   
   logging-data="29843";   
      
   Well, Paul? We're waiting.  Nothing, Paul?   
      
      
      
   Message-ID: <65d0f5e1ad03d42086b4a492e0eba763@dizum.com>   
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   >    
      
   Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by   
   coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,   
   apparently.   
      
   And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team   
   on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.   
      
   Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,   
   you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a   
   Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's   
   hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.   
   Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in   
   the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so   
   deeply it pokes out of her mouth!   
      
      
   [continued in next message]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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