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   Message 499,632 of 500,053   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: PLAYGROUNDS DESIGNED BY DENTISTS   
   23 Oct 17 07:11:26   
   
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   From: burkesgurlz@std-girls.com   
      
   On 11/14/2009 6:36 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > Have you ever wondered just who designs these structures for children's   
   playgrounds these days?  Pleasance thinks they are designed by dentists.   
   Why?  Well just look at all those things that are just perfect for knocking   
   out teeth.  For example, in    
   our local playground, where the young, slender, and totally sexy Asian moms   
   hang, there's a large rock the kids can climb on--or fall off.  Just the   
   other day I saw one kid slip off the top of the rock and do a face plant in   
   the sand.  Lucky there was    
   sand down there, but the kid still hurt his back when he hit.  Fucking nice,   
   huh?  Somehow they forgot to put in a metal ladder here, so the kid could've   
   knocked out a few teeth on the way down.   
   >   
   > FUCKING DENTIST BASTARDS!  WE KNOW WHAT YOU ALL ARE UP TO.   
   >   
   >   
      
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