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   From: burkesbabes@std-girls.com   
      
   On 1/11/2018 5:20 AM, assworm wrote:   
   > On 2018-01-11 6:15 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   >> On 1/9/2018 12:51 PM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   >>> On 11/10/2009 4:00 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   >>>> "Lisa in mass."  wrote in message news   
   Xns9CBEA70926F08mccatsjavanetcom@130.133.1.4...   
   >>>>> I'll pick him up from the specialty vet in a week. He's having a   
   >>>>> radiation treatment for a thyroid condition. He's been my bed   
   >>>>> cat for the past 11 years, so I'm really going to miss him. At   
   >>>>> least this treatment means that he won't need a pill every day   
   >>>>> for the rest of his life with bloodwork every 2 months. The   
   >>>>> radiation's supposed to take care of the problem with no side-   
   >>>>> effects.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> They also did a serious general health scan before the   
   >>>>> treatment. No cardiomyopathy, some kidney scarring from an old   
   >>>>> infection that we'd treated years ago, so he'll go on a low-   
   >>>>> protein diet when we get him home. He also needs to have some   
   >>>>> teeth pulled, since dental x-rays showed them to be too bad. At   
   >>>>> least we know he isn't the third cat in the house with cancer.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> -lisa   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> SOMETIMES the homeless twat gets a'hold of a lost or stray cat--or two or   
   three.  Perhaps once a family pet,  these shadow creatures have become   
   feral, with nasty habits and distasteful dispositions. These unpleasant   
   hairballs do,  however, have    
   their uses to the homeless twat, especially when seeking money from large,   
   muscular black men, by way of discounted blowjobs in filthy back alleyways. No   
   condom is ever necessary; in fact, we should say optional.  The hissing of   
   these most unpleasant    
   creatures alerts the homeless twat that a "Tyrone" is nearby, giving her the   
   advanced opportunity to put on her crapped-in and seldom laundered jeans, and   
   to go out and offer her sun-bleached, wind-cracked labia to this dark stranger.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Furthermore, these stray hairballs, albeit loaded with fleas, ticks, and   
   other unsavory creatures, including some intestinal parasites that would gag a   
   maggot, can, on occasion, be the source of a delicious and quick meal for the   
   homeless twat on    
   days when Tyrone is content to stay home a smoke crack. BUT ONLY IN AMERICA,   
   FOLKS, do we find the homeless twat taking her hairball to the vet.  Truly   
   amazing!   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>> LOL   
   >>>   
   >> I can't get enough of these Homeless mrs. cornhole stories...a blast from   
   the past!   
   >   
      
   During this same perilous period, The Colonel pounded assworm.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)