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   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to David   
   Re: DIARY OF A HOMELESS TWAT REVISITED   
   10 Mar 18 08:17:37   
   
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   From: burkesbabes@std-girls.com   
      
   On 12/19/2009 8:10 AM, David wrote:   
   > be homeless and candid   
   >   
   > "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"  wrote in message   
   > news:gridnZ9YILRTerHWnZ2dnUVZ_rednZ2d@giganews.com...   
   >> My old mom's moving out.  She's getting ready to leave the alley dumpster   
   >> where I grew up, on Long Island.  She's planning to move onto a quiet park   
   >> bench somewhere in America.   It'll be a much shorter walk to the Welfare   
   >> office and soup kitchen, where the old whore'll be begging for cash from   
   >> disgusted passersby.   She really doesn't need a twin dumpster anymore,   
   >> with just herself living there.  The drunken hobo who claims to be my   
   >> father resisted the idea, didn't want to move, on account of his crotch   
   >> sores.  So she stayed much longer than she had wanted.  But after he died   
   >> of septicemia last year, and his freshly rotten corpse was run over by a   
   >> freight train moments later, she began jabbering about the move.  It's   
   >> going to be weird never going to our family dumpster again. I think I'm   
   >> going to miss the smell of rotting garbage.   
   >>   
   >> --   
   >> homeless lisa   
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   SONG OF FAREWELL   
   May the angels lead you into Paradise.  May the martyrs come to welcome you   
   and take you to the holy city Jerusalem, where Lazarus is poor no longer.  And   
   may you dwell forever with the Father and with the Son and with the Holy   
   Ghost, Amen.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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