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| Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Colonel Edmund J. Burke |
| ARE YOU CONSTIPATED? |
| 08 May 18 07:56:38 |
XPost: alt.arts.poetry, alt.baldspot, alt.war.vietnam XPost: alt.food.cooking, alt.magick, alt.penpals XPost: alt.penpals.40+, alt.poetry, alt.support.depression XPost: alt.support.depression.flame, soc.penpals, uk.misc XPost: uk.rec.sheds From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com On 12/2/2009 5:42 PM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: > New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less are constipated, i.e., full o' shit. Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation. > > I, on the other hand, have no such problem; my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema. > > THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE. > > > This is a "shitty" topic! --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2) |
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