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   Message 499,741 of 500,053   
   Colonel Edmund J. Burke to Colonel Edmund J. Burke   
   Re: ARE YOU CONSTIPATED?   
   11 May 18 08:03:13   
   
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   From: burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com   
      
   On 5/8/2018 7:56 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   > On 12/2/2009 5:42 PM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:   
   >> New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a   
   week or less are constipated, i.e., full o' shit.  Doctors are looking into   
   this most recent revelation.   
   >>   
   >> I, on the other hand, have no such problem; my morning coffee goes thru me   
   like an oral enema.   
   >>   
   >> THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   > This is a "shitty" topic!   
      
   "Pass the Charmin, Athel."   
   LOL   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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