XPost: talk.politics.guns, sac.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   
   XPost: alt.revisionism   
   From: 3feet@under.org   
      
   ...after a rough week of meeting archbishops and other religious figures,   
   he decided to go see the Mar-a-Lago beach in Florida. When he arrived in   
   his pope mobile, he saw a man struggling for his life aginst a shark.   
      
   Upon a closer look he notices that it is John Kerry. Horrified, he starts   
   to call for help when a speedboat pulls up along side Mr. Kerry, with   
   Donald Trump and JD Vance on board. JD Vance leans over and pulls him out.   
      
   Then Donald Trump and JD Vance begin to beat the shark to death with   
   baseball bats. The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach.   
      
   The Pope says to the men, "I know that there has been a lot of attention   
   and a lot of strife in this election, but I can see that you two men   
   respect each other and would help each other in their hour of need. You   
   have my blessings."  The Pope packs up and drives out of sight.   
      
   Trump asks, "Who the Hell was that?" "That was the Pope Mr. President, he   
   is all knowing and in touch with God. Leader of the Catholic Church," says   
   Vance. Trump says, "Well that's all neat and fine, but he doesn't know   
   shit about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)