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      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com              http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/07/a-definitive-ranking-of-the-11-dumb       st-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-one-off-villains/              A Definitive Ranking Of The 11 Dumbest ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ One-Off       Villains              Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, at face value, a pretty campy show. At its       best, it could be an expertly crafted a mix of quirky humor and genuine       creepiness, and at its worst — well, it could be downright cringe-worthy. As       far as the season-long arcs and Big Bads go, while some were stronger than       others, most of them achieved some level of success on the whole. The area       where the series mostly fell flat was during some of the Monster of the Week       filler episodes, with one-off villains could range anywhere from laughable       to horrifyingly embarrassing. Here are eleven of the worst.                     11) Ted — Season 2 - "Ted"       This was probably Buffy’s biggest cameo in the entire series, shot only       about five years before John Ritter’s death (RIP) — and although John       Ritter       is great, he deserved better than a sexist robot from the 1950s who wanted       to kidnap Buffy’s mom and lock her in an underground bunker. Ritter would       have actually made a perfect Mayor — the season three big bad — so talk       about wasted opportunities.              10) A Demon Loan Shark That Was Literally A Shark — Season 6 — “Tabula       Rasa”       Overall, “Tabula Rasa” was actually a pretty good episode, which left the       Scooby Gang amnesiac and vulnerable thanks to Willow’s magic fuckuppery —       an       overall plot arc that season. But it doesn’t change the fact that Spike was       being pursued by a demon loan shark. Because he owed it kittens. What, that       doesn’t make perfect sense to you?        [Clever idea - a loan shark that looked like a shark. One of my       fave episodes.]              9) A Jacket — Season 7 — “Him”       Not only was this a dumb episode, which involved a high school football       player named RJ’s enchanted letter jacket which caused women to fall in love       with him — but it featured Dawn at her screechiest, most awful worst. It did       have one somewhat redeeming scene in a multiple panel montage that involves       Willow trying to cast a spell to turn him into a girl and Anya inexplicably       robbing a bank, but on the whole it was a pretty crappy episode. Especially       for a final season episode.              8) Anya’s Troll Ex-Boyfriend — Season 5 — “Triangle”       Anya and Willow were fighting, because blah blah blah, Anya was Xander’s       boyfriend and Willow was Xander’s best friend, and Anya ran the magic shop       and Willow kept stealing shit to do magic, and then they both screw up and       release Anya’s ex-boyfriend who she formerly turned into a troll. It wasn’t       a very good episode.        [This is one of my fave episodes. It made me start wishing for a       Willow-Anya spin off, when the series ended]              7) A Reptile Demon Summoning Fraternity — Season 2 — “Reptile Boy”       As a series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer featured some pretty heavy handed       messaging about the evils of drinking and addiction, and this was one such       episode. After shirking her slayer duties to accompany Cordelia to a frat       party, Buffy finally gives in and takes a drink — but finds herself and       Cordelia drugged and chained into a basement where the fraternity plans to       sacrifice them to a reptile demon. As one does in a fraternity.       Unfortunately for the fraternity, they managed to kidnap the one high school       girl in all of Sunnydale with super powers, so Buffy quickly ruins their       plans.              6) A Giant Praying Mantis — Season 1: — “Teacher’s Pet”       When Xander, who is stupid, is presented with the following two       possibilities: That A) his hot teacher is a man-eating bug or that B) a hot       older woman wants to have sex with him — he stupidly goes with Possibility B       despite the fact that he lives in a town full of vampires and monsters and       that his teacher being a giant praying mantis is much more likely than her       wanting to have sex with a dorky high school student. You can barely even       see the bug but I’m pretty sure the costume came from the Halloween       Adventure store. Mmm. Sexy bug.        [One of those Season One episodes trying out different things to see       what works and what doesn't, as I saw it.]              http://daviderl.com/ .       http://daviderl31.blogspot.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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