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      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com              http://www.bustle.com/articles/132069-7-times-xander-was-the-rea       -hero-of-buffy-the-vampire-slayer              7 Times Xander Was The Real Hero Of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'              [snip]              1. That Time Buffy Dies        In Season 1, a prophesy says Buffy is going to die at the hands of the       Master. When said baddie drowns Buffy and everyone thinks hope is lost,       Xander proves them wrong. Without any form of magic, he saves Buffy's life       by simply administering CPR. Good thinking, Xander!              2. When He Saves The World And Nobody Notices        In a rare Xander-driven episode, "The Zeppo", the gang is worried about       Xander's weaknesses in the face of danger and tells him to scram. He instead       gets involved in some serious drama and saves the school from some undead       naughties and a great big bomb. The best part is he never tells anyone.              3. When He Saves The World And Everybody Notices        The image of Willow sobbing into Xander's chest after she was about to       bring about the world's end is forever ingrained in my memory. Forever.              4. When He Goes All Army Commando        In this great holiday-themed episode titled "Halloween", everybody's       costumes turn them into whatever they're wearing. This renders a       dress-wearing Buffy as a helpless socialite, so a military-clad Xander has       to take over (with the help of Willow). From then on, Xander knows a lot       about the Army, which is kind of odd because neither Willow or Buffy seem to       keep their characteristics, but I digress — Xander, once again, saves the       day.              5. When He Fixes Things, Constantly        Xander gets a job as a carpenter and proceeds to use his skills to       benefit the gang. Saving the world causes a lot of structural damage so       thank goodness Xander knows how to fix windows. Which then break again       immediately afterwards, but hey, he tries.              6. When He Keeps The Gang In Check        With all that power flying around, someone needs to keep a cool and       level head. Xander always does that. A perfect example of this is when Buffy       gets a little too power-hungry and holier than thou in the last season and       Xander aids in her abdication as leader. It's one thing to have an amazing       power, and another to be able to control it. Xander understands this.              7. When He's Just A Normal Guy        Possibly the most hero-esque thing about Xander is how insanely normal       he is. He doesn't need special powers to help his friends or save the world.       He just needs to stay true to himself.        Xander's mentality makes him one of the best role models in Buffy. He       doesn't have a lot of knowledge, or witchcraft, or super strength. He's not       a key to the universe (thank goodness, as Dawn is enough key for any       series). But he brings his own magic to the table, and for that I will       always appreciate him. Thanks, Xander, and sorry you got smallpox, your       penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe, and were also once possessed by the       spirits of hyenas.                     http://daviderl.com/ .       http://daviderl31.blogspot.com/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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