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   was Buffy's creation. At this point, her Slayer status is an open secret, so   
   the cops must assume that whatever she did was in the name of saving the   
   hides of many a citizen.   
      
      
   2 SHE ASSAULTS GOVERNMENT AGENTS   
      
   Like many juvenile delinquents, Buffy's criminal behavior tapers off as she   
   grows up. But remember, this is the Slayer we're talking about. She has to   
   get her jollies somehow. When it's time to fight Adam, Buffy needs to get   
   into the Initiative. The problem is that she's persona non grata. As if   
   being unpopular has ever stopped her.   
      
   Buffy and the Scoobies break in, only to be promptly caught and detained. To   
   be fair, Buffy is beyond polite as she tries to explain the situation. It's   
   not her fault the Colonel won't listen. What is her fault, however, is   
   punching out a whole whack of soldiers. Yes, it needed to be done. The   
   Scoobies save the day and Buffy avoids the big house.   
      
      
   1 SHE MESSES WITH SOCIAL SERVICES RECORDS   
      
   Invisible Buffy Messing with a Cow Mug   
   This is a strong contender for dumbest thing Buffy has ever done. When she   
   accidentally gets blasted with an Invisibility Ray, Buffy targets the social   
   worker who is (rightfully) making a case as to why Dawn should be removed   
   from the Summers home. Buffy's motivations for not wanting to lose her   
   sister are sympathetic. But did she have to go and make poor Doris the   
   Social Worker think she was going insane?   
      
   Buffy replaces Doris' report with her own personal tribute to The Shining.   
   Doris gets put on a forced leave of absence and Buffy the Morality Slayer   
   lives to see another day. Sometimes her behavior is just criminal.   
      
      
   David   
      
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