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|    15 Dec 19 08:06:51    |
      From: daviderl31@yahoo.com              Despite their closeness, Buffy and Giles' relationship is far from perfect,       and both have done each other wrong more than once.              BY JENNIFER LIND-WESTBROOK       DEC 14, 2019              From least worst to absolute worst                     On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it takes a village to raise a good Slayer and       keep her alive. Buffy's besties comprise her "Scooby Gang," and they're led       by wise Watcher, Giles. It's the sometimes stodgy, stuffed shirt who trains       Buffy and helps her navigate some difficult moral quandaries.              With Buffy's biological dad MIA, Giles fills in as the father figure in       Buffy's life. Even though their relationship is supposed to be all business,       time and again, this twosome proves their relationship is very personal.       Despite their closeness, Buffy and Giles' relationship is far from perfect,       and both have done each other wrong more than once. Here are the five worst       things Giles did to Buffy, and five times she did Giles wrong.                     10       Buffy: Lies About Attending A Fraternity Party              Feeling the constant pressure of being the Slayer and getting the brush-off       from boyfriend-non-boyfriend Angel pushes Buffy a little over the edge on       season 2's "Reptile Boy." Charmed by a handsome fraternity member with a       pulse, Buffy lies to Giles -- something she's never done before -- so she       can attend a frat party with... Cordelia.              But being the Slayer means never getting a night off, especially when girls       keep going missing, and the suspects include Buffy's party hosts. Buffy and       Cordy are set to become ritual sacrifices which seems like an excessive       punishment for telling a white lie. Buffy's life or death run-in with a       demon snake doesn't diminish Giles' disappointment in his charge.              9       Giles: Sleeps With Buffy's Mom              When it's time for the Mayor to pay tribute to the demon Lurconis, he       enlists the help of Ethan Rayne, Mr. Trick, Principal Snyder and the kids of       Sunnydale High on season 3's "Band Candy." Forced to sell chocolate bars       that cause all adults to revert back to teenagers, Buffy is forced to       babysit her defiant mother who finds bad boy Giles irresistible.              Trying to rein in "Ripper Giles" is tough enough, but keeping his from       making out with Joyce and preventing the death of cute babies is a lot for       one Slayer to handle. Buffy is relieved to come to the rescue before things       between her mom and Giles go beyond heavy petting but later finds out the       two went all the way, twice. Giles would have taken this secret to the       grave, but he couldn't foresee Buffy getting short-term psychic powers.       Sure, the candy is somewhat to blame, but when it comes to the Slayer's mom,       hands-off.                     8       Buffy: Hides Faith's Murder              Buffy goes through a very brief bad girl phase, partying, slaying and       committing robbery with Faith. But the fun comes to a screeching halt when       Faith accidentally kills Deputy Mayor Finch. Buffy's all about Slayer       bonding and not throwing Faith to the wolves, but she's also eager to do the       right thing.              Buffy's hesitancy to tell Giles is just bad judgment, especially when Faith       shows no remorse for her actions and attempts to make Buffy do the time for       her crime. Buffy's in over her head on this one, and all the lying just       makes a bad situation worse.                            7       Giles: Takes Away Buffy's Powers              For her 18th birthday, Buffy gets a special present: she loses her powers       and must face off against a serial-killer-turned vampire on season 3's       "Helpless." It's a Slayer rite of passage, and it's up to Giles to inject       Buffy with a concoction to weaken her. Buffy freaks at the thought of being       a run-of-the-mill damsel in distress, but Giles has to keep this sadistic       exercise designed by the Watchers Council a secret.              When Giles finally comes clean, Buffy feels betrayed that the father figure       in her life isn't much better than the real thing. He sees her suffering,       questioning her destiny and says nothing. Not only does she have to fight a       monster, but she also has to survive plain old Sunnydale.               [I think this should be #3 or #1]                     6       Buffy: Runs Away From Home              After being forced to kill Angel just as he gets his soul back on the season       2 finale "Becoming," Buffy runs away from Sunnydale and her mother, friends,       and Watcher have no idea where she's gone. While Buffy's waiting tables in       L.A. and dealing with demons and alternate dimensions, Giles is exhausting       every conceivable lead trying to track her down.              Buffy flees because her entire world collapses, and her mother finally       learns about her daughter's secret superhero identify, but Buffy could at       least drop Giles a postcard.                     5       Giles: Leaves Town After Buffy Returns From The Dead              During season 6, Buffy has troubles reacclimating to the harsh reality of       being alive after finally being at peace. Her mother is gone, and she's got       a little sister depending on her. A miserable Buffy keeps dropping the ball,       expecting Giles to pick up the slack. He chooses a terrible time to decide       to go back to England on "Tabula Rasa."              Giles fears Buffy will never live up to her full potential and become       independent as long as he's around but leaving Buffy high and dry right       after learning her friends ripped her from some heavenly dimension shows the       worst kind of timing.                     4       Buffy: Keeps Angel's Return A Secret              When Angel loses his soul during season 2, it's arguable that Giles suffers       most of all. Angel kills Giles' girlfriend, Jenny Calendar, and leaves her       dead body in Giles' bed. Angel also kidnaps and tortures Giles to get       information on how to wake the demon Acathla and unleash hell on earth --       typical Angelus hijinks.              So when Angel returns from a hell dimension, Buffy isn't forthcoming with       her friends or her Watcher. Buffy's secret shows a huge lack of respect for       Giles, and it doesn't inspire confidence that she is 100 percent sure Angel       won't go all homicidal again. Buffy-Angel shippers aside, Buffy's loyalty to       her boyfriend over Giles just isn't cool.                     3       Giles: Fails To Share His "Ripper" Past              Giles' past comes back to haunt him and everyone he cares about on season       2's "The Dark Age." It turns out back in the day, Giles aka "Ripper," liked       to dabble in black magic with his bet pals summoned a demon named Eyghon who       killed one of them and returns to Sunnydale to finish the job.              Giles goes on a bender and when Buffy tries to intervene, he tells her in no       uncertain terms to butt out. Ripper's lucky this is one time Buffy refuses              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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