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   XPost: alt.politics.usa   
   From: OFeem1987@teleworm.us   
      
   Governor Swill wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:   
      
   > On Sat, 25 Oct 2025 01:50:18 +0000, Mitchell Holman    
   > wrote:   
   >   
   >>     While Bernie was getting arrested   
   >>in civil rights marches in the 1960s   
   >>what was Trump doing?   
   >   
   > Avoiding Syphillis.   
      
   Did he succeed?   
      
   --   
   Q:	What's the contour integral around Western Europe?   
   A:	Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!   
      
   Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they   
   	are removable!   
      
   Q:	An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his   
   	very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?   
   A:	Yes, up to isomorphism!   
      
   Q:	What is a compact city?   
   A:	It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted   
   	policemen!   
   		-- Peter Lax   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)