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   Hercule Platini to Steve B   
   Re: Red Dwarf Movie   
   10 May 07 20:24:07   
   
   From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "Steve B"  wrote in message   
   news:3fft13h4c3e0sjjkmi1oorll64e7gkfpl7@4ax.com...   
      
   > If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper,   
   > what beats all 3 at the same time?   
   >   
   > Answer: Chuck Norris.   
      
      
   I'd have said Daleks myself.  I didn't know Chuckles was still out there.   
   Lone Wolf McQuade is some kind of trash classic, and Invasion USA is a   
   commie-bashing wet dream on celluloid, but they were many, many, many years   
   ago.  Firewalker was dismal; Chuckles' forte was not comedy as he had the   
   comic skills of a cement mixer and he should have stuck to what he did   
   best - kicking people in the goolies.   
      
      
   --   
   Hercule Platini   
      
   "Wanker: Texas Ranger."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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