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   Talkie Toaster to Steve B   
   Re: Paris Hiltion - I have Given Joy to    
   23 May 07 07:31:07   
   
   From: talkie@toaster.com.au   
      
   "Steve B"  wrote in message   
   > On Sat, 12 May 2007 07:47:55 GMT, "Talkie Toaster"   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   >>"Hercule Platini"  wrote in message   
   >>> My lfe's not mundane.  I've had a really busy morning putting my shoe   
   >>> trees in alphabetical order.   
   >>   
   >>Before or after you sewed name labels on to your ship-issue condoms?   
   >   
   > This man is not guilty of leading a boring life, he is only guilty of   
   > being Hercule Platini.  That is his crime - it is also his punishment.   
   >   
   > The defense rests.   
      
   *snort*   
      
   Thanks... Now I have Pepsi on my keyboard!   
      
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