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   Pirate Jenny to All   
   The Hollow Dot Universe ( Holodot ) (1/5   
   26 May 07 12:09:55   
   
   XPost: alt.tv.pirate, alt.war, aus.motorcycles   
   XPost: ba.bicycles   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   th thing about dead americans is   
   +++   
      
   fcuk i was drunk   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:23:49]   
   +++   
   Sade   
   'The Sweetest Taboo'   
   +++   
      
   i know nothing   
      
   +++   
      
   tunred over th latest contract offer   
   frm th karma cops   
      
      
   lookin for a new karma fixup   
   it's not acceptable   
      
   +++   
      
   maybe we can talk   
      
   low level psi scans of   
   th nearest stars but   
      
   if we cant go and   
   check our   
      
   psychic echoes then   
   yr askin th impossible   
      
   even though it possib;e   
      
   +++   
      
   we've gone off th   
   smiles on dials deal   
      
   fortunately   
   enough smiles in th karma bank   
      
   we still got playing room   
      
   +++   
      
   i recognise   
   th validity of th karma cops   
   offer   
      
      
   but umm   
      
   +++   
      
      
   never been good wi authority   
      
   +++   
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:27:46]   
   +++   
   Regurgitator   
   'Doorselfin'   
   +++   
      
   hmm   
   th auastralian kind of music   
   ned kelly country   
      
   our most famous bushranger   
      
   +++   
      
   stand and deliver   
      
   +++   
      
   tell me ned   
   wot would u do ?   
      
   +++   
      
   gotta offest th psychic kills   
      
   somewhere   
      
   +++   
      
   so is there three stars there   
   or two   
      
   why u spendin so much time on   
   fuckin distant objects   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm as guilty as nasa   
      
   +++   
      
   is only our nearest neighbour   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:30:35]   
   +++   
   The Stranglers   
   'Golden Brown'   
   +++   
      
   my money is on us   
   but i'm psychic and   
      
   i'm not alone   
   just a well trained gift   
      
   +++   
      
   love my   
   psychic operant conditioning tools   
      
   +++   
      
   so simple   
      
   +++   
      
   th computer program is   
   just an adjunct   
      
   jenny.exe   
      
   +++   
      
   any source of randomly playin   
      
   music   
      
   +++   
      
   tryin to write   
   halfway decent   
      
      
      
   clues   
   to th song about to play   
      
      
   when i dont know th nxt title   
      
   even th program   
      
      
   hasnt got it in memory   
      
   +++   
      
      
   about t rewrite th   
   random number paradigm   
      
   +++   
      
   already written but   
      
   not in this build   
      
   +++   
      
   th karma cops   
   not accepting my   
      
   music program   
   that will   
   read pirate cd's   
      
   and tell u th song titles as   
      
   any compensation   
      
   +++   
      
   ah we   
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:33:56]   
   +++   
   Linkin Park   
   'Linkin Park - Lying From You '   
   +++   
      
   ll   
      
   +++   
      
   th sound code wont gell   
      
   +++   
      
   th fuckin computer is too slow   
      
   jumped in th trading post and   
      
   lookin at prices   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'll give triple oh three a bell   
      
   +++   
      
   when it happens karma cops   
      
   +++   
      
   more drugs over here...   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   it'll break my operant conditioning   
   to give u th   
      
      
   results yr after   
      
   +++   
      
   coupel of x files freaks   
      
   screamin in th ether   
      
   +++   
      
      
   get a little white dog up ya   
      
   there are no rules to this   
      
   +++   
      
   i'd rather do something less useful   
      
   +++   
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:37:06]   
   +++   
   Laurie Anderson   
   'Gravity's Angel'   
   +++   
      
   gravity is a bitch   
   th amount of hours   
      
   i've spent on a  unicycle   
   thinkin on gravity   
      
   +++   
      
   it's easier now   
      
   th unicycle is sprung   
      
   +++   
      
   in th workshop last night   
   listening ot her fabricator   
      
   takin th credit for a little more than he entitled but   
      
      
   i was smilin all th same   
      
   he digs it   
      
      
   it got so much traction   
      
      
   th test pilot   
   bitched   
      
   it doesnt slip in th mossy drains   
   have to keep a hardtail in th boot   
      
      
   my 26 inch mountain unicycle   
   my reference   
      
   +++   
      
   this version of th beast   
   just th front end   
      
   of a heavily modified sidecar   
      
   +++   
      
   listening to im   
   tellin how i   
      
   go over th skatebowl edge   
   i nearly laughed   
      
   he hasnt seen it   
      
   or filmed it   
      
   +++   
      
   marko has   
      
   hey paulo   
      
   +++   
      
   we need   
   slow motion footage   
      
   of th thing   
   slidin down th wall   
      
      
   and th exact angle   
   of attack   
      
   +++   
      
   i need a new mobile phone   
      
   +++   
      
   cant answer this one anymore   
      
   +++   
      
   i always   
   five yrs behind th wave of technology   
      
   but   
   in psychic phenomena   
      
      
   we lead th world   
      
   +++   
      
   stealin   
   th aboriginal witchdoctor skills   
      
   my birthright   
      
   +++   
      
   am i a plastic  shaman ?   
      
   +++   
      
   i can live wi it   
      
   long as th magic works   
      
      
   +++   
      
   "stainless steel shaman"   
      
   +++   
      
   th slippery rat   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:43:16]   
   +++   
   The Kinks   
   'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'   
   +++   
      
   love slidin round posts   
      
   on one hweel   
      
   +++   
      
   i did at least five broadslides   
      
   for that guy lst night   
      
      
   so amazed   
      
   at is feet   
      
   +++   
      
   dont judge a book by it;s cover   
   th mad cunt in th drug session room   
      
   knockin down bourbons and   
   bongs   
      
   +++   
      
      
   chester   
   got up on th prototype   
      
   on th  first attempt and   
   rode it out onto th street   
      
      
   she flies nice does nippleclamp   
      
   +++   
      
      
   when she gets her gears   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:45:38]   
   +++   
   City High   
   'Sista'   
   +++   
      
   she'll be state of th art again   
      
   +++   
      
   it'll go voer skatebowlwalls and   
      
   down dirt tracks   
      
      
   in th gravel   
      
   int h surf   
      
      
   down moving travellators   
      
      
   thru crowds and   
   round street furniture   
      
   +++   
      
   tears   
      
   shutup nippleclamp   
      
   +++   
      
   went thru a rock concert   
      
   amongst th crowd   
      
   last weekend   
      
   +++   
      
   th soul of th beast   
      
   animus   
      
   +++   
      
   tell th karma cops toge fucked nippleclamp   
      
   +++   
      
   she bucks ocasionally   
      
   still a prototype   
      
      
      
   th test pilot   
      
   fitted ockie straps   
      
   to improve rebound damping   
      
      
   is better man   
      
   +++   
      
   improves th backyard   
   mad scientist look and   
      
      
   fuck does it chew thru   
   two inch roicks   
      
      
   amazing for a   
   twenty four inch wheel   
      
   +++   
      
   th new rubber   
   th smaller knobbies   
      
   cant say enough good things about   
      
      
   and cheap as chips   
      
   +++   
      
   we'd market with this tyre   
      
   +++   
      
   tough as nails   
      
   +++   
      
   rid   
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:49:27]   
   +++   
   The Police   
   'roxanne'   
   +++   
      
   den thru glass   
      
   +++   
      
   th pigs threw me out of town   
      
   again   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin dickless tracy;s   
   dont understand th   
   edge   
      
   +++   
      
   but take enough photos   
   all th same   
      
   she;s a chick   
      
   +++   
      
   when do i get to take as many photos of u   
      
   +++   
      
   just thinkn out loud   
      
      
   had a cute arse for a   
   dickless tracy   
      
   wouldnt have given u those   
      
   twenty pushups in th street   
      
   otherwise   
      
   +++   
      
   course   
   my male side will   
      
   fuck u in th arse for that   
      
   +++   
      
   one day   
      
   +++   
      
   black is fuckin mean   
      
   +++   
      
   th karma cops nearly fell over   
      
   fed us   
      
      
   soemthin laudable   
      
   and black laughed in their faces   
      
   +++   
      
   umm   
      
   +++   
      
   i dont contrl th prick   
   anymor than he controls me   
      
   pirate jenny   
      
   +++   
      
   if i can steal that pricks body   
      
   +++   
      
   jen was   
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:53:02]   
   +++   
   Gorillaz   
   'DARE'   
   +++   
      
   shocked   
      
   she thought   
      
      
   th jenny personaily   
   was th dominant one   
   wi all th magic   
      
   gay lady jen   
      
   +++   
      
   course we're equal   
      
   the unicycle man silly   
      
   +++   
      
   changed our   
      
   friendship   
      
      
   we drink rum together now   
      
   she drags black outside to chat   
      
   +++   
      
   i've gotten jen's vote   
      
   over th   
   psychic relay and   
      
      
   she thinks kuta   
   shouldnt provide that information   
      
   +++   
      
   pistol   
      
   just laughed at me   
      
   +++   
      
   get fucked kuta lady   
   u wouldnt give it up either   
      
   +++   
      
   th monitor just flashed   
   pink   
      
   hmm   
      
   +++   
      
   th elctronic   
   equipment   
   just   
      
      
   black and electronics dont get on   
   hey jen   
      
   +++   
      
      
   litle brother   
   still bitchin about all those televisions   
      
   +++   
      
   i loved mr houdin;s diary   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:57:22]   
   +++   
   Nirvana   
   'Come As You Are'   
   +++   
      
   mr houdini   
      
   +++   
      
   i presume   
      
   +++   
      
   hi handcuffs   
      
   +++   
      
   it is a great pleasure   
      
   +++   
      
   u and yr son's   
   experiments in   
      
   psychic phenomena were   
   enlightening   
      
   +++   
      
   i have a computer   
   and th internet   
      
   a small   
   advantage   
      
   +++   
      
   ok man   
      
   +++   
      
   give my regards to uncle albert   
      
   +++   
      
   victorian era thinking   
      
   +++   
      
      
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