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|    Pirate Jenny to All    |
|    The Hollow Dot Universe ( Holodot ) (1/5    |
|    26 May 07 12:09:55    |
      XPost: alt.tv.pirate, alt.war, aus.motorcycles       XPost: ba.bicycles       From: pepp@cyberdude.com              th thing about dead americans is       +++              fcuk i was drunk              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:23:49]       +++       Sade       'The Sweetest Taboo'       +++              i know nothing              +++              tunred over th latest contract offer       frm th karma cops                     lookin for a new karma fixup       it's not acceptable              +++              maybe we can talk              low level psi scans of       th nearest stars but              if we cant go and       check our              psychic echoes then       yr askin th impossible              even though it possib;e              +++              we've gone off th       smiles on dials deal              fortunately       enough smiles in th karma bank              we still got playing room              +++              i recognise       th validity of th karma cops       offer                     but umm              +++                     never been good wi authority              +++                     [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:27:46]       +++       Regurgitator       'Doorselfin'       +++              hmm       th auastralian kind of music       ned kelly country              our most famous bushranger              +++              stand and deliver              +++              tell me ned       wot would u do ?              +++              gotta offest th psychic kills              somewhere              +++              so is there three stars there       or two              why u spendin so much time on       fuckin distant objects              +++              i'm as guilty as nasa              +++              is only our nearest neighbour              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:30:35]       +++       The Stranglers       'Golden Brown'       +++              my money is on us       but i'm psychic and              i'm not alone       just a well trained gift              +++              love my       psychic operant conditioning tools              +++              so simple              +++              th computer program is       just an adjunct              jenny.exe              +++              any source of randomly playin              music              +++              tryin to write       halfway decent                            clues       to th song about to play                     when i dont know th nxt title              even th program                     hasnt got it in memory              +++                     about t rewrite th       random number paradigm              +++              already written but              not in this build              +++              th karma cops       not accepting my              music program       that will       read pirate cd's              and tell u th song titles as              any compensation              +++              ah we              [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:33:56]       +++       Linkin Park       'Linkin Park - Lying From You '       +++              ll              +++              th sound code wont gell              +++              th fuckin computer is too slow              jumped in th trading post and              lookin at prices              +++                     i'll give triple oh three a bell              +++              when it happens karma cops              +++              more drugs over here...              .       .       .              it'll break my operant conditioning       to give u th                     results yr after              +++              coupel of x files freaks              screamin in th ether              +++                     get a little white dog up ya              there are no rules to this              +++              i'd rather do something less useful              +++              [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:37:06]       +++       Laurie Anderson       'Gravity's Angel'       +++              gravity is a bitch       th amount of hours              i've spent on a unicycle       thinkin on gravity              +++              it's easier now              th unicycle is sprung              +++              in th workshop last night       listening ot her fabricator              takin th credit for a little more than he entitled but                     i was smilin all th same              he digs it                     it got so much traction                     th test pilot       bitched              it doesnt slip in th mossy drains       have to keep a hardtail in th boot                     my 26 inch mountain unicycle       my reference              +++              this version of th beast       just th front end              of a heavily modified sidecar              +++              listening to im       tellin how i              go over th skatebowl edge       i nearly laughed              he hasnt seen it              or filmed it              +++              marko has              hey paulo              +++              we need       slow motion footage              of th thing       slidin down th wall                     and th exact angle       of attack              +++              i need a new mobile phone              +++              cant answer this one anymore              +++              i always       five yrs behind th wave of technology              but       in psychic phenomena                     we lead th world              +++              stealin       th aboriginal witchdoctor skills              my birthright              +++              am i a plastic shaman ?              +++              i can live wi it              long as th magic works                     +++              "stainless steel shaman"              +++              th slippery rat              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:43:16]       +++       The Kinks       'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'       +++              love slidin round posts              on one hweel              +++              i did at least five broadslides              for that guy lst night                     so amazed              at is feet              +++              dont judge a book by it;s cover       th mad cunt in th drug session room              knockin down bourbons and       bongs              +++                     chester       got up on th prototype              on th first attempt and       rode it out onto th street                     she flies nice does nippleclamp              +++                     when she gets her gears                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:45:38]       +++       City High       'Sista'       +++              she'll be state of th art again              +++              it'll go voer skatebowlwalls and              down dirt tracks                     in th gravel              int h surf                     down moving travellators                     thru crowds and       round street furniture              +++              tears              shutup nippleclamp              +++              went thru a rock concert              amongst th crowd              last weekend              +++              th soul of th beast              animus              +++              tell th karma cops toge fucked nippleclamp              +++              she bucks ocasionally              still a prototype                            th test pilot              fitted ockie straps              to improve rebound damping                     is better man              +++              improves th backyard       mad scientist look and                     fuck does it chew thru       two inch roicks                     amazing for a       twenty four inch wheel              +++              th new rubber       th smaller knobbies              cant say enough good things about                     and cheap as chips              +++              we'd market with this tyre              +++              tough as nails              +++              rid              [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:49:27]       +++       The Police       'roxanne'       +++              den thru glass              +++              th pigs threw me out of town              again              +++              fuckin dickless tracy;s       dont understand th       edge              +++              but take enough photos       all th same              she;s a chick              +++              when do i get to take as many photos of u              +++              just thinkn out loud                     had a cute arse for a       dickless tracy              wouldnt have given u those              twenty pushups in th street              otherwise              +++              course       my male side will              fuck u in th arse for that              +++              one day              +++              black is fuckin mean              +++              th karma cops nearly fell over              fed us                     soemthin laudable              and black laughed in their faces              +++              umm              +++              i dont contrl th prick       anymor than he controls me              pirate jenny              +++              if i can steal that pricks body              +++              jen was              [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:53:02]       +++       Gorillaz       'DARE'       +++              shocked              she thought                     th jenny personaily       was th dominant one       wi all th magic              gay lady jen              +++              course we're equal              the unicycle man silly              +++              changed our              friendship                     we drink rum together now              she drags black outside to chat              +++              i've gotten jen's vote              over th       psychic relay and                     she thinks kuta       shouldnt provide that information              +++              pistol              just laughed at me              +++              get fucked kuta lady       u wouldnt give it up either              +++              th monitor just flashed       pink              hmm              +++              th elctronic       equipment       just                     black and electronics dont get on       hey jen              +++                     litle brother       still bitchin about all those televisions              +++              i loved mr houdin;s diary              +++                            [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:57:22]       +++       Nirvana       'Come As You Are'       +++              mr houdini              +++              i presume              +++              hi handcuffs              +++              it is a great pleasure              +++              u and yr son's       experiments in              psychic phenomena were       enlightening              +++              i have a computer       and th internet              a small       advantage              +++              ok man              +++              give my regards to uncle albert              +++              victorian era thinking              +++                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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