From: reddwarfer2@tiscali.co.uk   
      
   At work we have these emergency meetings known as 'red alerts' where   
   if a major probem arises all the parties concerned can get together and   
   thrash out a solution.   
   Today in our regular staff update one of these was mentioned and   
   somebody made the joke about changing the bulb.   
   Not to be outdone Col pipes up:   
   'Perhaps we should go all the way to brown alert!'.   
   Riotous laughter ensued!   
   --   
   Col   
      
   You've reached Col's nostalgic sig of the month!   
      
   I went to Africa.   
   I behaved very oddly there.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)