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   Hercule Platini to Talkie Toaster   
   Re: Paris Hiltion - I have Given Joy to    
   20 Jun 07 20:58:51   
   
   From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "Talkie Toaster"  wrote in message   
   news:Lie1i.36979$M.23902@news-server.bigpond.net.au...   
   > "Hercule Platini"  wrote in message   
   >>   
   >> "Col"  wrote in message   
   >>>   
   >>> Well she might as well be saying that.   
   >>> She brings beauty and excitement into our otherwise   
   >>> mundane lives. Apparently.   
   >>   
   >> My lfe's not mundane.  I've had a really busy morning putting my shoe   
   >> trees in alphabetical order.   
   >   
   > Before or after you sewed name labels on to your ship-issue condoms?   
      
   I prefer to write my name on them by hand in 48-point Comic Sans.   
      
      
   --   
   Captain Hercule Cholmondely Featherstonehaugh Prendergast Farquharson   
   Kieslowski Beeblebrox Platini XVIII   
      
   "But you can call me ... anytime."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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