From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "Col"  wrote in message   
   news:5dt547F35mcjpU1@mid.individual.net...   
   > At work we have these emergency meetings known as 'red alerts' where   
   > if a major probem arises all the parties concerned can get together and   
   > thrash out a solution.   
   > Today in our regular staff update one of these was mentioned and   
   > somebody made the joke about changing the bulb.   
   > Not to be outdone Col pipes up:   
   > 'Perhaps we should go all the way to brown alert!'.   
   > Riotous laughter ensued!   
      
   I occasionally manage to work in "Thanks muchly" or "Niet problemski", but   
   it tends to go over the heads of most of them since they're all Big Brother   
   watchers.  The fools.  Of course I fully retract that remark in the cases of   
   the people who are doing my performance review next week.  They're wonderful   
   people and I won't hear a word against them.   
      
      
   --   
   Hercule Platini   
      
   "Twelve percent should cover it."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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