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   Spleeph to All   
   I've Come to Warn You...   
   02 Jul 07 21:26:05   
   
   From: spleephr@NOSPAMyahoo.com   
      
   ...That in 3 million years this group will be dead.  The good news is   
   that the Red Dwarf movie will finally be made.  Unfortunately,   
   everyone that was involved in the production of the original series   
   and all of its fans will have been dead for millennia with the   
   exception of Chris Charles who will, ironically, after an accident   
   involving two hookers, a trapeze, and a crack pipe, be just a brain in   
   a jar.  The movie will be voted "Worst Movie Ever" and the Inquisitor   
   will be summoned to remove it from time.  As a result the movie will   
   be made and removed from time continuously through out eternity even   
   though no one will remember it ever being made.  The question "will   
   there be a Red Dwarf Movie?" will be immortalized along with other   
   classic questions that have baffled mankind for time immemorial like   
   "what is the meaning of life?", and "is there a god?", and "would   
   anyone like some toast?"   
      
   -   
   Spleeph   
      
   So, what is it?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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