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   Col to Spleeph   
   Re: I've Come to Warn You...   
   03 Jul 07 03:58:44   
   
   From: reddwarfer2@tiscali.co.uk   
      
   "Spleeph"  wrote in message   
   news:0v2j835kqo8sf4rgk8j3q9rjeco6hjl932@4ax.com...   
   >   
   >   
   > ...That in 3 million years this group will be dead.  The good news is   
   > that the Red Dwarf movie will finally be made.  Unfortunately,   
   > everyone that was involved in the production of the original series   
   > and all of its fans will have been dead for millennia with the   
   > exception of Chris Charles who will, ironically, after an accident   
   > involving two hookers, a trapeze, and a crack pipe, be just a brain in   
   > a jar.  The movie will be voted "Worst Movie Ever" and the Inquisitor   
   > will be summoned to remove it from time.  As a result the movie will   
   > be made and removed from time continuously through out eternity even   
   > though no one will remember it ever being made.  The question "will   
   > there be a Red Dwarf Movie?" will be immortalized along with other   
   > classic questions that have baffled mankind for time immemorial like   
   > "what is the meaning of life?", and "is there a god?", and "would   
   > anyone like some toast?"   
   >   
      
   You know what, I *believe* you!   
      
   Col   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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