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   Spleeph to All   
   Re: I've Come to Warn You...   
   22 Oct 07 19:36:49   
   
   From: spleephr@NOSPAMyahoo.com   
      
   "kdr"  laid this on us:   
      
   >I wasn't going to read this thread, because I figured it was a troll...but   
   >noooooo...my mouse slipped...and fate had me read it anyhow....   
   >   
   No troll here.  My goal is not to instigate, infuriate, insult... and   
   a lot of other words that start with "in."   
      
   >Ok. What if this group was NOT dead in 3 million years? Doesn't that have   
   >the makings for the plot for a good Red Dwarf episode? Imagine picking up   
   >the thread where the last post had been 100,000 years before. It would go   
   >something like this...   
   >   
   >"( 4000 ">" characters go here ) I completely disagree with the point made   
   >by Zepunix, but then, their whole weak-nosed race being extinct 5   
   >generations after having invented the electric teddy bear exerciser explains   
   >something about their ability to coherently cope with reality...even their   
   >remaining holo-lawyers are incompetent...yeah, that means you   
   >holo-attorney-1776..."   
   >   
   >   
      
   I think it would be more like:   
      
   Garth3000K - I was sacked from my job at Burger Galaxy.  The good news   
   is that I landed a job at the North Western Electricity Board   
   dispatching super-lightspeed fighters to hunt down customers   
   delinquent in their payments. There's a cute girl that I met last week   
   that works there too.  Whenever I see her she give me this Mona Lisa   
   like smile that makes me turn to jelly inside.  I think she fancies   
   me.  She's been in stasis for the last million years or so, but I just   
   know we'll hit it off when she is revived.   
      
   Garth3000K - off to do something secret.   
      
      
   --   
   Spleeph   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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