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   Wavy G to All   
   Re: Woolworths, why do you mock me?   
   10 Nov 07 19:44:29   
   
   From: imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw   
      
   Don't fight it, Gavin...Just lie down and try to relax:   
      
   >Today I saw the Bodysnatcher Collection on sale in Woolies. "Wow," I   
   >thought, "they're selling it a week early. If I buy it now, I'll be   
   >able to cancel my Amazon order before it's uncancelable."   
   >   
   >But when I took the display case to the counter, the dim-witted girl   
   >(for they are nearly all dim-witted girls)   
      
   Sexist.   
      
      
   >couldn't find the real   
   >copy. This is a regular occurrence at Woolworths - it happens nearly   
   >half the times I try to buy anything.   
   >   
   >But in this case, it was probably because the dimwits had put the   
   >display case on the shelf a week before they had possession of the   
   >real thing.   
   >   
   >*emo sigh*   
   >   
   >   
   >Gavin   
      
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