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|    Wavy G to All    |
|    Re: Woolworths, why do you mock me?    |
|    10 Nov 07 19:44:29    |
      From: imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw              Don't fight it, Gavin...Just lie down and try to relax:              >Today I saw the Bodysnatcher Collection on sale in Woolies. "Wow," I       >thought, "they're selling it a week early. If I buy it now, I'll be       >able to cancel my Amazon order before it's uncancelable."       >       >But when I took the display case to the counter, the dim-witted girl       >(for they are nearly all dim-witted girls)              Sexist.                     >couldn't find the real       >copy. This is a regular occurrence at Woolworths - it happens nearly       >half the times I try to buy anything.       >       >But in this case, it was probably because the dimwits had put the       >display case on the shelf a week before they had possession of the       >real thing.       >       >*emo sigh*       >       >       >Gavin              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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