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   Peter Chant to Lister   
   Re: Just doing some Christmas shopping w   
   27 Nov 07 21:33:35   
   
   From: REMpeteOVE@CAPpetezilla.ITALSco.uk   
      
   Lister wrote:   
      
   >>Provided he keeps his organ to himself...   
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   > I often wondered if his wife enjoys playing the Hammond organ :)   
      
   Mouse walks into a music shop.   
      
   Mouse:  Can I have a mouse-organ please?   
      
   Shop keeper: Your the second mouse who asked for one of those today.   
      
      
   Punch line - its very poor   
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   Mouse:  Oh, that must have been 'Ar-Monica.   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
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