From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "Gavin"  wrote in message   
   news:degui3t2l6cufgkva0mnvnrl7lf18et9ib@4ax.com...   
   > Today I saw the Bodysnatcher Collection on sale in Woolies. "Wow," I   
   > thought, "they're selling it a week early. If I buy it now, I'll be   
   > able to cancel my Amazon order before it's uncancelable."   
   >   
   > But when I took the display case to the counter, the dim-witted girl   
   > (for they are nearly all dim-witted girls) couldn't find the real   
   > copy. This is a regular occurrence at Woolworths - it happens nearly   
   > half the times I try to buy anything.   
   >   
   > But in this case, it was probably because the dimwits had put the   
   > display case on the shelf a week before they had possession of the   
   > real thing.   
      
   I don't bother with Woolworths - they only have the Top 20 stuff, and about   
   375,836 clearance titles that they can't get rid of at £2.99.  I wanted the   
   Not Going Out series 1 DVDs as a birthday gift last month and they didn't   
   have it, but they had at least 40 Jean-Claude Van Damne and Steven Seagal   
   movies on the shelves that even Van Damme and Seagal have never heard of.   
      
   But I found the BodySnatcher box in WH Smiths the other day (you get a   
   slightly better class of dimwit in there; a Telegraph-reading kind of dimwit   
   rather than the Heat-reading kind Woolworths specialise in) and - do I   
   really want two remolestificationalised series?  Even though the extra stuff   
   would be nice, not for £40, thank you.  (Maybe it'll be cheaper on line   
   somewhere).   
      
      
   --   
   Hercule Platini   
      
   "Dimwits Anoninyni - anninomin - dunno."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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