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   Hercule Platini to kdr   
   Re: Woolworths, why do you mock me?   
   02 Dec 07 14:10:12   
   
   From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "kdr"  wrote in message   
   news:y5ednQ6PBoFdgaDanZ2dnUVZ_vamnZ2d@comcast.com...   
   >   
   > "Peter Chant"  wrote in message   
   > news:pf2v05xisq.ln2@phoenix.fire...   
   >> kdr wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Well, interntional fame and money have obviously done Miss Spears the   
   >>>> wolrd   
   >>>> of good.   
   >>>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Obviously!   
   >>>   
   >>> Who wouldn't want to be one of those Hollywood stars whose childhood was   
   >>> devoured by constant, vacuous self-display, and who now, as I've heard,   
   >>> with   
   >>> startling regularity tell shrinks they "don't know who they are".  What   
   >>> a   
   >>> deal!   
   >>   
   >> You'd have thought that they'd learn to wear pants when getting out of   
   >> taxis   
   >> when the paparatzi is around.   
   >>   
   >   
   > Yah, you'd think they'd get the message when the cameramen are now waiting   
   > for them lying down on the ground at curb level.   
      
      
   Hey!  I was just taking a few pictures of Ursa Minor when she happened to   
   step knickerless over the top of me.  It could happen to anyone.  At first I   
   thought it was just a black hole.   
      
      
      
   --   
   Hercule Platini   
      
   "Memo to Jodrell Bank: do black holes need to shave?"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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