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   Hercule Platini to Col   
   Re: Heather Mills is on the Dog's Milk!   
   02 Dec 07 14:56:04   
   
   From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "Col"  wrote in message   
   news:5qgl5iFutk9bU1@mid.individual.net...   
   > http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/20/rat_milk_plan/   
   >   
      
      
   Mad as a bag of spanners that's just bought a lifetime subscription to the   
   Flat Earth Society.   
      
   Only in the sense that cows are evil because they fart methane and screw up   
   the global climate, should they all be rounded up (not difficult) and   
   exterminated to extinction.   
      
   Still, have you ever tried to milk a dog?  No, me neither.  They're only   
   small, you wouldn't get much out of them.  Presumably you just hold it over   
   your cornflakes and squeeze.   
      
      
   --   
   Hercule Platini   
      
   "Try the other end."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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