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   Hercule Platini to Starbugaboo   
   Re: One up, One Down and One to Polish!   
   02 Dec 07 15:04:03   
   
   From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "Starbugaboo"  wrote in message   
   news:468ABF74.1D58@NOSPAMyahoo.com...   
   > Hercule Platini wrote:   
   >>   
   >> Emails certainly do bend the truth.  According to my inbox I've won   
   >> the Nigerian State Lottery two hundred and forty three times, and I   
   >> have a really tiny penis.   
   >   
   > It's pretty bad if they only tell the truth 1 in every 244 emails.   
      
      
   Damn.  That means I've only won the Nigerian State Lottery once.  Better   
   cancel the yacht and buy a rowing boat.   
      
      
   --   
   Hercule Platini   
      
   "I'll just have to use my huge cock as a rudder."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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