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   Hercule Platini to Lister   
   Re: ATVRD Hall of Fame   
   02 Dec 07 15:04:02   
   
   From: ningynongy@nob.nob   
      
   "Lister"  wrote in message   
   news:ff5l73dj7nkbqromf45frlcogfauc71gj1@4ax.com...   
   > On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:30:15 +0100, "Hercule Platini"   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   >>   
   >>"Starbugaboo"  wrote in message   
   >>news:464C93F9.EF1@NOSPAMyahoo.com...   
   >>> Hercule Platini wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Yowzer!  It's me!  I'd like to thank my agent, my manager, my   
   >>>> accountant, my team of writers, my walrus, my orthodondist, my   
   >>>> orthodontist's walrus, and my mother, without whom this would not have   
   >>>> been possible.  If you've got a blocked nozzle, I'm your man.   
   >>>   
   >>> I hope you have received your prize, a gold plated portable walrus   
   >>> polishing kit.   
   >>   
   >>Nah - I got sixth prize, a pipecleaner.  Or it may have been a straw.  I   
   >>stirred my tea with it and it went soggy.   
   >   
   >   
   > What?  You had frozen tea to begin with?   
      
      
   After three million years in deep space, it has gone a little chilly, I'll   
   admit.   
      
   But the dog's milk has held up remarkably well.  In fact it's almost like   
   dog butter now.  Yummy.   
      
   --   
   Hercule Platini   
      
   "Warning: Do not use as lubricant."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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