From: Xam@Xam.Xam   
      
   Sam wrote:   
   > Hello,   
   >   
   > I've bought the series 7 (UK version) dvd. I am a bit embarrassed to   
   > say I've lost two episodes!   
   >   
   > On disc one I have watched Tikka, Stoke me, and Ouroboros and on disc   
   > two Duct, Blue, and Beyond. On disc three I have watched the extras.   
   > Somewhere I have missed Epideme and Nanarchy.   
   >   
   > Sorry to be so silly, but where are they?   
   >   
   > TIA.   
      
      
   Disk 2 > Select Episode > Next to "Midsection" is an arrow. Leads you to   
   the other half of Starbug's windscreen, where you will find what you are   
   looking for.   
      
   --   
   You think all this sciency stuff's really interesting, don't you? I   
   bet, at school, you were always the one with the right coloured pencils,   
   and the impossibly neat handwriting. I bet even now you can probably   
   tell us the 'average rainfall of the oil-rich coastal low-lands of   
   Venezuela'...   
      
   --   
   There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an   
   erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to   
   the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally   
   makes the diagnosis.   
   "Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news   
   is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no   
   cure."   
   The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.   
   "So what's the good news?" he asks.   
   The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but   
   there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a   
   baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"   
   The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going   
   through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me.   
   What have I got to lose? Let's do it."   
   So the doctor performs the operation.   
   A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice   
   restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table,   
   he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until   
   it reaches the point of being painful.   
   Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of   
   the pressure.   
   Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop   
   and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.   
   "Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do   
   that again?"   
   Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know   
   if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"   
      
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