From: Xam@Xam.Xam   
      
   Peter Chant wrote:   
   > Hercule Platini wrote:   
   >   
   >> It's not as if it comes to life like some kind of giant waterborne   
   >> Terminator and stomps up the river looking for peasants dunking shopping   
   >> trolleys on the embankment.  That would be fun, I'll admit.  They can   
   >> break   
   >> a man's arm, you know.  Especially with laser cannons.   
   >   
   > Has anyone actually met anyone who's arm has been broken by a swan?  I   
   > thought not.   
   >   
      
   And supposedly only royalty are legally allowed eat them.   
   Do you remember the book/movie "Stark"?   
   --   
   Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my   
   husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of romantically telling   
   me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:   
   "If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and   
   rub it between them for a few seconds every day". Willing to try   
   anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the   
   mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I   
   asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband   
   replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper   
   between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?   
   Without missing a beat he said "'Worked for your bum, didn't it?"   
      
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