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   Steve B to All   
   Re: Check out my Red Dwarf VII Reviews a   
   23 Apr 08 03:49:29   
   
   From: euclid@NOSPAMTHANKSshaw.ca   
      
   On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:08:54 +0100, Gavin    
   wrote:   
      
   >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:37:52 -0700, Starbugaboo   
   > wrote:   
   >   
   >>Lister wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>> Hi SBB, how's married life?   
   >>   
   >>Still good... what prompts you to ask? You thinking about getting   
   >>married?   
   >   
   >Perhaps he's wondering if you're ready to cheat on your husband yet...   
   >you know... the offer is on the table, if you ever feel like a change.   
   >Or something.   
      
   I thought the same thing, too.  I bet he was hoping for a slightly   
   different answer...   
      
   "Oh, Lister.  Married life is TERRIBLE and seems to get worse by the   
   minute!  I can't believe that I have to spend the rest of my life with   
   the SAME GUY!  Finally, and after all these years of denying the   
   obvious, the hopeless futility of the situation is beginning to dawn   
   on me.  It's not that he's a bad guy, it's just that he's so   
   *American* - so caught up in the LA "scene" that he forgets about me,   
   forgets about the little things in life that used to bring us such   
   happiness...   
      
   It's times like this that I think back on my trip to Scotland all   
   those years ago and fantasize that there is some mysterious stranger   
   patiently waiting there to sweep me off my feet and save me from the   
   suffering that my life has become.  His muscular body, as though it   
   was carved from the very rock of the Scottish highlands, draws close   
   to me in my dreams.  Every inch of my lithe, sensual body longs for   
   his touch and trembles in anticipation of that moment - the moment   
   when our eyes meet for the first time and we gaze at each other,   
   jouyous in the shared understanding that we are looking into the   
   future.   
      
   Lots of love,   
      
   Starbugaboo"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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