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   Lister to All   
   Re: Check out my Red Dwarf VII Reviews a   
   23 Apr 08 09:36:30   
   
   From: fache@SPAMclara.net   
      
   On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:49:29 GMT, Steve B    
   wrote:   
      
   >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:08:54 +0100, Gavin    
   >wrote:   
   >   
   >>On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:37:52 -0700, Starbugaboo   
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>Lister wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Hi SBB, how's married life?   
   >>>   
   >>>Still good... what prompts you to ask? You thinking about getting   
   >>>married?   
   >>   
   >>Perhaps he's wondering if you're ready to cheat on your husband yet...   
   >>you know... the offer is on the table, if you ever feel like a change.   
   >>Or something.   
   >   
   >I thought the same thing, too.  I bet he was hoping for a slightly   
   >different answer...   
   >   
   >"Oh, Lister.  Married life is TERRIBLE and seems to get worse by the   
   >minute!  I can't believe that I have to spend the rest of my life with   
   >the SAME GUY!  Finally, and after all these years of denying the   
   >obvious, the hopeless futility of the situation is beginning to dawn   
   >on me.  It's not that he's a bad guy, it's just that he's so   
   >*American* - so caught up in the LA "scene" that he forgets about me,   
   >forgets about the little things in life that used to bring us such   
   >happiness...   
   >   
   >It's times like this that I think back on my trip to Scotland all   
   >those years ago and fantasize that there is some mysterious stranger   
   >patiently waiting there to sweep me off my feet and save me from the   
   >suffering that my life has become.  His muscular body, as though it   
   >was carved from the very rock of the Scottish highlands, draws close   
   >to me in my dreams.  Every inch of my lithe, sensual body longs for   
   >his touch and trembles in anticipation of that moment - the moment   
   >when our eyes meet for the first time and we gaze at each other,   
   >jouyous in the shared understanding that we are looking into the   
   >future.   
   >   
   >Lots of love,   
   >   
   >Starbugaboo"   
      
      
   Git :)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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