From: starbugaboo@NOSPAMyahoo.com   
      
   Steve B wrote:   
   >   
   > On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:08:54 +0100, Gavin    
   > wrote:   
   >   
   > >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:37:52 -0700, Starbugaboo   
   > > wrote:   
   > >   
   > >>Lister wrote:   
   > >>>   
   > >>> Hi SBB, how's married life?   
   > >>   
   > >>Still good... what prompts you to ask? You thinking about getting   
   > >>married?   
   > >   
   > >Perhaps he's wondering if you're ready to cheat on your husband yet...   
   > >you know... the offer is on the table, if you ever feel like a change.   
   > >Or something.   
   >   
   > I thought the same thing, too.  I bet he was hoping for a slightly   
   > different answer...   
   >   
   > "Oh, Lister.  Married life is TERRIBLE and seems to get worse by the   
   > minute!  I can't believe that I have to spend the rest of my life with   
   > the SAME GUY!  Finally, and after all these years of denying the   
   > obvious, the hopeless futility of the situation is beginning to dawn   
   > on me.  It's not that he's a bad guy, it's just that he's so   
   > *American* - so caught up in the LA "scene" that he forgets about me,   
   > forgets about the little things in life that used to bring us such   
   > happiness...   
   >   
   > It's times like this that I think back on my trip to Scotland all   
   > those years ago and fantasize that there is some mysterious stranger   
   > patiently waiting there to sweep me off my feet and save me from the   
   > suffering that my life has become.  His muscular body, as though it   
   > was carved from the very rock of the Scottish highlands, draws close   
   > to me in my dreams.  Every inch of my lithe, sensual body longs for   
   > his touch and trembles in anticipation of that moment - the moment   
   > when our eyes meet for the first time and we gaze at each other,   
   > jouyous in the shared understanding that we are looking into the   
   > future.   
   >   
   > Lots of love,   
   >   
   > Starbugaboo"   
      
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   stories!   
      
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