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   Kevin Estes to Xam   
   Re: Same old   
   23 Apr 08 20:35:30   
   
   From: klestes@uark.edu   
      
   "Xam"  wrote in message news:fubcn2$4rm$1@aioe.org...   
   > Kevin Estes wrote:   
   >> "Lister"  wrote in message   
   >> news:irah04hvau1et5ekhssr8fl3srk6d818o7@4ax.com...   
   >>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:05:15 -0700 (PDT), Chaplain Doakes   
   >>>  wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>> So...when's tea and toast?   
   >>>   
   >>> Did somebody mention toast?   
   >>   
   >> I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact no one   
   >> around here wants any toast! Not now, not ever. No toast! Or muffins! We   
   >> don't like muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no   
   >> teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets,   
   >> no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and DEFINITELY no   
   >> smeggin' flapjacks!   
   >   
   > Aah, so you're a waffle man!   
      
   You see what he's like, man? He winds me up! That's what caused the accident   
   in the first place, the accident involving me, the toaster, the waste   
   disposal and a 14 pound lump hammer!   
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