From: klestes@uark.edu   
      
   "Starbugaboo"  wrote in message   
   news:480FA0F0.64CB@NOSPAMyahoo.com...   
   > Steve B wrote:   
   >>   
   >> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:08:54 +0100, Gavin    
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >> >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:37:52 -0700, Starbugaboo   
   >> > wrote:   
   >> >   
   >> >>Lister wrote:   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>> Hi SBB, how's married life?   
   >> >>   
   >> >>Still good... what prompts you to ask? You thinking about getting   
   >> >>married?   
   >> >   
   >> >Perhaps he's wondering if you're ready to cheat on your husband yet...   
   >> >you know... the offer is on the table, if you ever feel like a change.   
   >> >Or something.   
   >>   
   >> I thought the same thing, too.  I bet he was hoping for a slightly   
   >> different answer...   
   >>   
   >> "Oh, Lister.  Married life is TERRIBLE and seems to get worse by the   
   >> minute!  I can't believe that I have to spend the rest of my life with   
   >> the SAME GUY!  Finally, and after all these years of denying the   
   >> obvious, the hopeless futility of the situation is beginning to dawn   
   >> on me.  It's not that he's a bad guy, it's just that he's so   
   >> *American* - so caught up in the LA "scene" that he forgets about me,   
   >> forgets about the little things in life that used to bring us such   
   >> happiness...   
   >>   
   >> It's times like this that I think back on my trip to Scotland all   
   >> those years ago and fantasize that there is some mysterious stranger   
   >> patiently waiting there to sweep me off my feet and save me from the   
   >> suffering that my life has become.  His muscular body, as though it   
   >> was carved from the very rock of the Scottish highlands, draws close   
   >> to me in my dreams.  Every inch of my lithe, sensual body longs for   
   >> his touch and trembles in anticipation of that moment - the moment   
   >> when our eyes meet for the first time and we gaze at each other,   
   >> jouyous in the shared understanding that we are looking into the   
   >> future.   
   >>   
   >> Lots of love,   
   >>   
   >> Starbugaboo"   
   >   
   > We've finally identified the author of all those Harlequin Romance   
   > stories!   
   >   
   > --   
   > Starbugaboo   
      
   Good. Now shoot him.   
   --   
   Oh Manny for the last time....SHUT UP! Mother of God I tink I'm gonna kill   
   you!   
      
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