From: Xam@Xam.Xam   
      
   Kevin Estes wrote:   
   > "Xam"  wrote in message news:fubcn2$4rm$1@aioe.org...   
   >> Kevin Estes wrote:   
   >>> "Lister"  wrote in message   
   >>> news:irah04hvau1et5ekhssr8fl3srk6d818o7@4ax.com...   
   >>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:05:15 -0700 (PDT), Chaplain Doakes   
   >>>>  wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> So...when's tea and toast?   
   >>>> Did somebody mention toast?   
   >>> I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact no one   
   >>> around here wants any toast! Not now, not ever. No toast! Or muffins! We   
   >>> don't like muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no   
   >>> teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets,   
   >>> no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and DEFINITELY no   
   >>> smeggin' flapjacks!   
   >> Aah, so you're a waffle man!   
   >   
   > You see what he's like, man? He winds me up! That's what caused the accident   
   > in the first place, the accident involving me, the toaster, the waste   
   > disposal and a 14 pound lump hammer!   
   > --   
   > This space for rent   
   >   
   >   
      
   But that was no accident!  That was first-degree toastercide!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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