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   Kevin Estes to Xam   
   Re: Same old   
   25 Apr 08 23:46:22   
   
   From: klestes@uark.edu   
      
   "Xam"  wrote in message news:futlc3$s7o$1@aioe.org...   
   > Kevin Estes wrote:   
   >> "Xam"  wrote in message news:fubcn2$4rm$1@aioe.org...   
   >>> Kevin Estes wrote:   
   >>>> "Lister"  wrote in message   
   >>>> news:irah04hvau1et5ekhssr8fl3srk6d818o7@4ax.com...   
   >>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:05:15 -0700 (PDT), Chaplain Doakes   
   >>>>>  wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> So...when's tea and toast?   
   >>>>> Did somebody mention toast?   
   >>>> I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact no one   
   >>>> around here wants any toast! Not now, not ever. No toast! Or muffins!   
   >>>> We don't like muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no   
   >>>> teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no   
   >>>> crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and   
   >>>> DEFINITELY no smeggin' flapjacks!   
   >>> Aah, so you're a waffle man!   
   >>   
   >> You see what he's like, man? He winds me up! That's what caused the   
   >> accident in the first place, the accident involving me, the toaster, the   
   >> waste disposal and a 14 pound lump hammer!   
   >> --   
   >> This space for rent   
   >   
   > But that was no accident!  That was first-degree toastercide!   
      
   shut yer grill!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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