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|    Paul Guy to All    |
|    Re: Part Twenty Nine of The Alternative     |
|    18 May 08 19:32:47    |
      From: zen114216@zen.co.uk              Holly stated, in a very sarcastic manner. "I was just coming to that! That       is one of the issues, that I do need to raise, with you all! I am having a       bit       of a problem, in re-initialising him!". Lister was suddenly very concerned,       with regard to Holly's news about Rimmer. And, he suddenly, felt very       guilty,       indeed, because of what he had done to Rimmer, via knocking him out, the       way that he had done, a few days ago! 'Oh God', he thought. 'What have I       done?' But he decided not to dwell on that, too much, for the time being,       anyhow! Lister asked Holly in a very panicky voice: "Why, wh-what's the       matter with him, then Holly?". Holly sighed, and said - "It definitely looks       like, his light bee, has taken a bit of a whack!". Holly gave Lister a look       of       contempt. But Lister thought that it was probably for the best, not to say       anything, in the circumstances, where this was concerned, unless Holly       directly       accused him, of punching Rimmer! And Lister had got no intention, of       admitting       to Holly, that he had probably caused, some quite significant damage, to       Rimmer's       light bee, unless, he absolutely had to, anyhow!              But that said, Lister was still deeply ashamed, of what he had done to       Rimmer, about four days ago, and he thought, that it was probably for       the best, if he voiced his concerns, to her, as he really did feel       responsible,       for what he had done, where that was concerned! "I am really sorry to hear       about that, Holly. There isn't any permanent damage, done there, I hope!".       Lister was vastly relieved, when Holly stated: "Not, that I can see, Dave.       Unfortunately however, it isn't quite, as simple, as all that. His light       bee, seems       different somehow! There is definitely something, that isn't registering       right, there,       where that is concerned, in my general opinion!".              Lister did his level best, to conceal a sigh of relief, that he was not       directly       responsible, for any long term damage, to Rimmer's light bee, anyhow!       Even though, he had an idea, that Holly, wasn't entirely convinced of that,       somehow! But he thought, that it was probably, for the best, if he did not       dwell, on that too much, for the time being, anyhow!              Holly carried on - "It is something, I just cannot fathom, for the life of       me,       Dave! And I really do feel, that I will need, the best part of forty eight       hours,       to explore, and resolve, the problem, which should give you, plenty of time       to catch up with your beauty sleep!".              Holly was doing her level best, not to worry, too much, about the problem,       with Rimmer's light bee. But there was something, that was bugging her,       quite badly, where this was concerned. She knew, that she would be able, to       resolve, the problem, where that was concerned, sooner or later! However,       she knew, that she could have done, with a computer programmer (a human       computer programmer, come to that!), who specialised, in the Hologrammatic       core programme, who could have helped her, work out, the very complex       problem,       which was blocking her, from re-booting Rimmer's hologrammatic life form, at       this point, in time! Why, she was that, desperate, if she had to rely, on a       human       mind! And Holly, knew without a doubt, that she needed, more time, to find       out,       what the Bloody HELL, was going on, where bringing, Rimmer back to life,       again,       was concerned! Why, she was utterly flummoxed, with a frustration, that she       had       never known, in all of her runtime! She had never had a problem, where       restoring       his hologrammatic personality, was concerned, before now! Something was       seriously       wrong, she thought. Fortunately however, Holly had soon worked it out, that       something,       was seriously wrong, where his core programme, was concerned, which was       affecting,       the start up process! She knew that much! And she knew, deep down, she would       be       able, to resolve the problem, via going over her memory banks, with regard,       to the       Hologrammatic programmes history, from the Twentieth century, to the present       day!       Holly was fully aware, that she would have to go back to that primitive       part, of the       Twentieth century, which would be: The year 1947, when holograms, had been       invented, by a Hungarian Scientist, called Denis Gabor, who had lived from       1900 to       1979. Holly shuddered, when she thought, back to that period in time. 1947.       Two       years away, from the end of the Second World War, when everyday useful       Scientific       experiments, had been held back, for the best part of six years. And she was       also fully       aware of the evil experiments, that had been       conducted,       by the Scientists, who had worked for Nazi Germany, at the Concentration       Camps, in       Germany and Poland. That was all the Scientific progress, that had been       made, along with the development of the atomic bombs, that had ended, the       Second World War, in Japan (I sincerely apologise, to any survivors, of the       Holocaust, and any survivors, of the atomic bombs, in Hiroshima and       Nagasaki,       Japan, who may happen, to come across, this Fan Fiction, for causing any       distress,       where this is concerned! But I am just trying to point out, how, a computer,       in the       twenty third century, who is more, that capable of human thought, would       deal, with       those kind of emotions, where that was concerned! And, I have also spoken to       a       Holocaust survivor, and a widow of a Holocaust survivor, and I was deeply       distressed, and very angry, to discover, what they had been through! Marie       Birch).              But for now, this was beyond, even her! And Holly refused, to voice her       fears, where restoring, Rimmer's hologrammatic core programme, was       concerned, to her fellow Dwarfer's, as she felt, that they had got more than       enough, to worry about, for the moment!              Surprisingly however, Lister had a sudden thought, about Rimmer's light bee,       which would quite easily have explained, why Holly could not re-boot him.       But he could not, for the life of him, think what it was, because he was so       tired,       at that point, in time. But he vowed, that he would definitely rack, his       brains, after       he had caught up, with his sleep, to work out, just exactly, what was wrong       with       Rimmer's light bee, and that, he would definitely raise the matter, with       Holly, as       soon, as it was possible, for him, to do so, that is! It was the very least,       that he       could do, in the circumstances, anyhow!              However, little did Lister know, that it would be exactly forty eight       hours,       when he would find out, just exactly what, the problem, with Rimmer's       light bee, was! And that problem, with Rimmer's light bee, would be a huge       step backwards, for them, all! Well, to a certain extent, anyway!              In fact, the Cat and Kryten, were also feeling, a little bit worse, for       wear,       to say the very least! And, a rather anxious Kryten, suddenly made a very       wise suggestion. They had also felt, that Rimmer's situation, could wait,              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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