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   Daff to All   
   Re: I'd just like you to know...   
   16 Jan 09 23:27:34   
   
   From: daffricospamtrap@yahoo.com   
      
   On Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:13:12 -0600, "nutgear"    
   wrote the following in their own smegma:   
      
   >   
   >Reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago. This old woman walks into a   
   >record shop and asks the young clerk if he has "Bells that Jingle Jangle" on   
   >a 12 inch. He replies "No, but I have balls that dingle dangle off a 10   
   >inch".   
   >"That's hardly a record," she says   
   >"But it's not bad for a lad of 15" he says.   
   >/runs   
      
   I think I preferred it when this newsgroup was dead. Less painful that   
   way.   
      
   Daff   
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