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   Michael Black to Mason Barge   
   Re: Why does the elephant have a ring th   
   14 Apr 12 13:13:32   
   
   XPost: rec.arts.tv   
   From: et472@ncf.ca   
      
   On Sat, 14 Apr 2012, Mason Barge wrote:   
      
   > On Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:32:39 -0400, Captain Infinity   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   >> As everyone knows, The Simpsons have a small elephant's head attached to   
   >> their front door.  It's been there throughout the entire 50 year run of The   
   >> Simpsons, and no one has ever questioned it, it just is.   
   >>   
   >> But one thing has always puzzled me:  why does the elephant have a ring   
   >> through its nose?   
   >   
   > So people don't bruise their knuckles?   
   >   
   All I keep thinking about is Dr. Frankenstein saying something about the   
   size of those knockers.   
      
      Michael   
      
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