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   From: ernietoo@webtv.net   
      
   Hi Everybody,   
      
   My name is Erniest J. Primeau.  Doc Primeau for short.   
      
   For decades I did not know my middle name.  I searched and searched for my   
   parents to tell me what the "J" stood for.  Was it "John" or "Jerry" or   
   "Jeremy" or "Jerimiah"?   
      
   I spent a considerable amount of time and money to find the answer.  Eighty   
   thousand american dollars to be exact.   
      
   And you know what I found out?  My middle initial, J., stands for "Jay".   
   What a gyp, yes, but how ironic is that? Ernie   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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