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   Message 27,278 of 29,105   
   Jeßus to aaronhirshberg@yahoo.com   
   Re: Tips On Getting Laid While Watching    
   20 Dec 12 10:21:08   
   
   From: none@all.org   
      
   On Mon, 10 Dec 2012 07:40:28 -0800 (PST), "aaronhirshberg@yahoo.com"   
    wrote:   
      
   >#1.  Don't watch the Simpsons.  If you and some chick are on the couch in   
   your living room with the TV on and OFF comes on and you do not turn off the   
   TV then OFF coming on will be the only thing coming.  You certainly won't be.   
   >   
   >Mr. Museum   
      
   You guys wouldn't have a hope in hell of getting laid. Unless you   
   paid, or broke into an asylum...   
      
      
   --   
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   One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.   
      
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