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   Message 27,309 of 29,105   
   The Doctor (as portrayed by Matt Sm to Hass   
   Re: Plagiarism Alert (1/2)   
   12 Jan 13 01:29:14   
   
   c8162c9e   
   From: capjackharkness@gmail.com   
      
   On Friday, January 11, 2013 8:20:00 AM UTC-5, Hass wrote:   
   > On Jan 11, 6:39 am, Ubiquitous  wrote:   
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   > > Last week's tax hikes, massive as they were, were far from sufficient to   
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   > > balance the federal budget. So the federal government continues to borrow   
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   > > money and soon will require Congress to authorize an increase in the   
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   > > legal limit on debt. As in 2011, Republicans say they plan to use this   
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   > > necessity as leverage to force cuts in spending.   
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   > > Democrats, for their part, are again suggesting two ways of working   
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   > > around the debt limit. The proposals are so implausible, we are skeptical   
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   > > that they can even be taken at face value.   
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   > > The first was floated last week by New York's Rep. Jerrold Nadler and is   
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   > > described by Politico: "President Barack Obama should order that a couple   
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   > > of platinum trillion-dollar coins be made and then have the coins   
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   > > deposited in to [sic] the Fed and, voilą, debt ceiling crisis averted."   
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   > > There's a statute authorizing the minting of platinum commemorative coins   
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   > > that is worded vaguely enough that it seems not to preclude coins in   
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   > > absurd denominations. The idea for a trillion-dollar instrument seems to   
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   > > have originated with a 1998 episode of "The Simpsons," titled "The   
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   > > Trouble With Trillions," in which the FBI sends Homer on a mission to   
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   > > recover a trillion-dollar bill, issued just after World War II (when a   
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   > > trillion was real money!) to fund reconstruction of Europe, but stolen by   
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   > > Mr. Burns.   
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   > > (Incidentally, from Wikipedia we learn that "the original draft of the   
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   > > plot was much different. Originally, Homer was to learn that he was a   
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   > > Native American, and would try to exploit it to not have to pay taxes.   
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   > > The idea had been going well for a few days, but the staff did not   
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   > > actually know whether Native Americans had to pay taxes." This plot, too,   
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   > > seems to be playing out in real life. The Boston Herald reports that   
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   > > Elizabeth Warren, who early in her academic career advertised herself as   
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   > > 1/32nd Cherokee, "won't be taking advantage of a chance to officially   
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   > > list herself as the Bay State's first Native American U.S. senator.")   
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   > > The coin idea was thrown around during the last debt-limit debate too. As   
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   > > NPR noted at the time, former Enron adviser Paul Krugman was dismissive:   
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   > > "It appears to be legally possible . . . to mint a $2 trillion platinum   
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   > > coin, which is ridiculous, but the whole debate is ridiculous, right?"   
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   > > Yet now Krugman is pushing the idea. But his arguments for it are so   
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   > > preposterous that we'd be sure he was putting us on if he'd ever shown   
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   > > any sign of having a sense of humor:   
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   > >         One [objection] is that it would be undignified. Here's how   
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   > >         to think about that: we have a situation in which a terrorist   
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   > >         may be about to walk into a crowded room and threaten to blow   
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   > >         up a bomb he's holding. It turns out, however, that the Secret   
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   > >         Service has figured out a way to disarm this maniac--a way that   
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   > >         for some reason will require that the Secretary of the Treasury   
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   > >         briefly wear a clown suit. (My fictional plotting skills have   
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   > >         let me down, but there has to be some way to work this in). And   
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   > >         the response of the nervous Nellies is, "My god, we can't dress   
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   > >         the secretary up as a clown!" Even when it will make him a hero   
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   > >         who saves the day?   
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   > > As thought experiments go, this one is a real head-scratcher. For one   
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   > > thing, when it comes to preventing actual terrorism, Krugman thinks (or   
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   > > thought in 2009, writing about the Bush administration) that   
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   > > extraordinary measures not only are uncalled for but are "crimes." For   
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   > > another, the fictional scenario Krugman uses as an analogy is, if   
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   > > anything, even more fanciful than the idea of the trillion-dollar coin.   
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   > > Unlike Krugman, we have a fine imagination, but it fails us in trying to   
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   > > imagine a circumstance in which it is even remotely plausible to imagine   
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   > > a Treasury secretary stopping terrorism by wearing a clown suit. So in   
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   > > attempting to argue that the idea is worth taking seriously, Krugman only   
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   > > reinforces its absurdity.   
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   > > The other idea comes from the top House Democrat, as the Puffington Host   
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   > > reports:   
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   > >         House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) urged the   
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   > >         president on Sunday to . . . simply bypass the upcoming   
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   > >         debate over raising the debt ceiling by deeming the entire   
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   > >         cap unconstitutional.   
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   > >         Appearing on CBS' "Face the Nation," Pelosi offered her   
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   > >         strongest endorsement to-date of the 14th Amendment option,   
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   > >         which holds that Congress doesn't have the power to use the   
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   > >         debt ceiling as a hostage-taking device because the validity   
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   > >         of the debt "shall not be questioned."   
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   > > PuffHo quotes Jay Carney, the White House press secretary, as saying:   
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   > > "This administration does not believe that the 14th Amendment gives the   
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   > > president the power to ignore the debt ceiling--period," Not only is   
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   > > Carney right, Pelosi's argument is frivolous.   
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   > > The relevant section of the 14th Amendment is Section 4:   
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   > >         The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized   
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   > >         by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and   
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   > >         bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion,   
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   > >         shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any   
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   > >         State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in   
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   > >         aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States,   
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   > >         or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but   
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   > >         all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal   
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   > >         and void.   
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   > > The purpose was to ensure that Union debts from the Civil War would be   
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   > > paid, while creditors who lent money to the Confederacy would get   
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   > > stiffed. But the wording of the amendment makes clear its broader   
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   > > applicability.   
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   > > The 14th Amendment clearly does not authorize the executive branch to   
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