From: gt79mit81@yahoo.com   
      
   Hardly Kirking   
      
   I thought this would be about Captain Kirk!  Or maybe Captain Infinity.   
      
   That "Thievin' Bear Chopper Hunt" is pretty much what the History Channel has   
   sunk to.  If the guy flying the helicopter had turned out to be that guy with   
   the weird hair who keeps saying "aliens", then it really would have been funny.   
      
   "The Land of Forevermore"   
   Closing in Three Weeks   
      
   The books at the store include   
      
   "How do Dinosaurs get Divorced?"   
   "Are you there, Darwin?, it's me, Margaret"   
   "Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Uncle"   
   "You're Tired" by Donald Trump   
   "The Grinch Who Celebrated Hanukkah"   
   "the Wind And The Willem Dafoe"   
   "Corduroy vs. Paddington"   
   "Blah-blah of a Wimpy Kid"   
      
   When Milhous crashed the 2nd truck into the mail box, one of the letters that   
   flew out was addressed to Captain Infinity.   
      
   The license plate on Homer's car is 1PHL07 and the state is "Springfield, USA".   
      
   It most closely resembles   
   http://www.theus50.com/licenses-state.php   
   None of the plates here.   
      
   Mr. Museum   
      
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