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   "Mr. Museum"  wrote in   
   news:7ea8f9d8-11d1-4fec-b198-5537222a2ad7@googlegroups.com:   
      
   > Hardly Kirking   
   >   
   > I thought this would be about Captain Kirk!  Or maybe Captain   
   > Infinity.   
   >   
   > That "Thievin' Bear Chopper Hunt" is pretty much what the History   
   > Channel has sunk to.  If the guy flying the helicopter had turned out   
   > to be that guy with the weird hair who keeps saying "aliens", then it   
   > really would have been funny.   
   >   
   > "The Land of Forevermore"   
   > Closing in Three Weeks   
   >   
   > The books at the store include   
   >   
   > "How do Dinosaurs get Divorced?"   
   > "Are you there, Darwin?, it's me, Margaret"   
   > "Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Uncle"   
   > "You're Tired" by Donald Trump   
   > "The Grinch Who Celebrated Hanukkah"   
   > "the Wind And The Willem Dafoe"   
   > "Corduroy vs. Paddington"   
   > "Blah-blah of a Wimpy Kid"   
   >   
      
   "Kevin James and the Giant Peach"   
   "A Child's Garden of Milli Vanilli Jokes" edited by Krusty the Clown   
      
   > When Milhous crashed the 2nd truck into the mail box, one of the   
   > letters that flew out was addressed to Captain Infinity.   
   >   
   > The license plate on Homer's car is 1PHL07 and the state is   
   > "Springfield, USA".   
   >   
   > It most closely resembles   
   > http://www.theus50.com/licenses-state.php   
   > None of the plates here.   
   >   
   > Mr. Museum   
   >   
      
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