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   Gorgeous Grandpa   
   The reality shows include:   
   Swamp Huffers   
   American Tattoo Burner Offers   
   Autopsy Wars   
   Cockroach-Tervention   
   Wheelchair Thieves of Beverly Hills   
   Porn Hoarders   
   One Big Happy Hobo Taxidermy Family   
   Roadkill Cookoff   
   Everglades Gay Wedding Chapel   
   Cough Syrup Bandits   
   American Junk Piercers   
   Skunk People   
   Tiny Horses, Tiny Glue Factory   
   Toddlers vs Tarantulas   
   Meth Boss   
   Crocodile Matchmakers   
   Porn Hoarders, Texas   
   Storage Battles   
      
   The crowd at the auction includes:   
   Chalmers, Moe, Crazy Cat Lady, Willie, Barney, Apu and his wife, Captain   
   McAllister, and a guy who looks like David Crosby, Otto, Frink, Duffman, Wiggum   
      
   Marge's comment about old gay men being adorable probably means she has no   
   sense of history.  J. Edgar Hoover, Whittaker Chambers, Roy Cohn, and Edwin   
   Walker were not adorable when they were old.  They were unrepentant   
   psychopaths.   
      
   "They even had a gay float in the pride parade last year."   
      
   Abe building a Sherman Tank inside a bottle seemed kind of masculine, but what   
   he was doing to the rifle barrel with the wooden stick was a little, hard to   
   understand?   
      
   "I've never seen somebody with so much self regard, and I've worked with Bob   
   Balaban."   
      
   When Homer was in Burns' office yelling at Burns and Abe, was that a Fabrege   
   egg on top of that piece of furniture?   
      
   Mr. Museum   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)